Unfollowing the ‘Grams: Screw the Algorithm, Dress for You
The Fashion Clown Show
Instagram, TikTok—same old circus. Fashion’s not about you anymore; it’s about tricking some robot brain for likes. Loud logos, dumb trends, outfits screaming for attention on tiny screens. It’s all fake, recycled crap—everyone looks the same, chasing the ‘gram or Tok. Boobs, butts, and brain-dead ideas? That’s what keeps the algorithm happy, not you.
Trapped in the Scroll Jail
We’re dressing like we’re on camera 24/7—picking clothes to “pop” on a feed, not feel good in real life. Big brands, bright colors, zero soul. You’re not wearing for you; you’re wearing for some stranger’s swipe. It’s a uniform of desperation, not style.
Ditch the “Hard Fit” Bullshit
“Hard fits” are the new trend trap—outfits to flex status, not serve you. Loud, trendy, and pointless, they’re just badges for the algorithm’s approval. At UNPERSON, we laugh at that. Your clothes shouldn’t yell for strangers—they should whisper your real shit.
Why It Costs
Chasing likes means buying fast, dumping fast. New trends, new wallet hits, new trash piles. It’s not style; it’s a treadmill. And forget authenticity—dressing for the feed means kissing your own taste goodbye for follower claps. We say no thanks.
Dress for Your Damn Self
Real style isn’t IG-friendly. It’s tees that feel right, tell your story, and last—none of that fleeting trend crap. UNPERSON’s designs are for life, not likes: subtle, tough, and yours. Wear what clicks in the mirror, not on a screen.
Break Free, Be You
Screw the algorithm. At UNPERSON, we’re all about clothes that mean something to you, not some digital dictator. Stop dressing for the ‘grams. Pick pieces that fit your life, not a scroll.
Because the only eyes that matter? Yours.
