“ChimpEats” Organic Cotton Tee
“ChimpEats” Organic Cotton Tee
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Description
Picture a planet where apes run the food-delivery game, zipping around with bananas on demand. It’s our own world, only swapped: we pay extra for sheer convenience—because apparently grabbing bananas ourselves is too much work. Whether it’s a playful nod to modern laziness or a commentary on our instant-gratification culture, this design serves up a primate-powered reminder that we’ll outsource anything.
Details & Materials
Details & Materials
Sizing and Fit
Sizing and Fit
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
The Quality
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Ribbed Collar
Our ribbed collar stays true to its shape—no floppy necklines here. We stitch it to endure every wash, because real rebellion doesn’t sag
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Reinforced neck tape
Reinforced neck tape means no rough edges or itchy seams. Comfort is non-negotiable, especially when you’re busy questioning the status quo.
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Fortified Seams
Double-stitched to never fray—these tees aren’t meant for a short shelf life. Durable seams so you can outlast fleeting trends.
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Pixel-Perfect Prints
igh-fidelity inks for designs that stay bold. Our statement graphics remain sharp wash after wash.
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Threaded With Intent
Meticulous embroidery* for a tactile, standout touch. Each stitch is proof that substance beats shortcuts.
*only for tees with embroidery.
